Sunday, April 26, 2009

watch =D

lol, i miss my watch soooo muchh !!!
since i broke my watch , i didnt wear d =[
and yet, i put my "broken watch" inside my pencil case
Nah.. now saving money to but watch =]
u guys can give some comment
which watch is nicer x]



okie, this watch look so.. loyal ? haha


this watch look cute but childish

look square, i dont like it


look lovely but too lovely ? x]



sorry long time didnt update my blog
and yet, i dunno wat to write x]

Friday, April 17, 2009

BLOW ** -.-

Ching Ching : Eh, sky .. Do u know wat's blowjob means?
Sky : ??? huh ? blowjob ? wat's that ?
Ching Ching : HUH ? u dunno wat's blowjob?
Sky : Em.. Blow Cow arh ?
Ching Ching : MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

-.-ll
ching ching, u was really totally insulted me
ish !!
after a moment..

Chicken : HAHAHAH, kar yen !! Blowjob is means blow job right?
Joseph : EH , Karyen !! wat's means blowjob ?
Amanda : HAHAHAH, Karyen . u're so stupid and funny . dunno wat's blowjob

oh
my
god

i was really really awkward -.-
ching ching, i wanna SCREW U !!!

english period xD

i think a lot people had listen some story
about... ching ching and chicken right?
something like..
about, wat chicken is super man ??

ching ching was really really.. angry..
and so, today ,our english teacher-- Puan Malini
wanted us to present our essay..

before ching ching present her essay
kien yi is the one who present first..
and kien yi, ur essay really not VERY FUNNY for me -.-

kien yi essay's start -- MOVE

Chee Ken were about to move because he complain to his father that his room are not big enough and he dont have enough space to move in the room. After the father decide, they're going to move to Shah Alam . Chee Ken will miss Karyen, because he loves her . MUAHAHA *evil laugh by kien yi -.-

but anyway, nice essay =]
but i dont like it x]

and so,
today, is the day that ching ching can revenge
ching ching felt so freaking excited to present her essay xD

the essay... MOVE


I was stunned when i saw Chee Ken's body lying deadly on the floor. His blood gushed out from his eyes. I moved forward to his body, people who passed by mistaken me as his murderer. I ignored what they thought and moved on what was about to do . I
kicked his body, he moaned. Oh great, he actually moved I thought . Before i know he was alive , i wanted to celebrate , but now i knew that he was still moving , i was dissapointed . I took a gun and shot him on his ugly face. I laughed evily.. MUAHAHAHA

chee ken was really really ..
just keep staring ching ching who was cant stop laughing xD

ching ching u ROCKS !!!


enjoy reading =]

chinese period =D

today , the last period was chinese period
that's so most fun chinese period i had =D
let's start the class !!


Mr.Lim was my chinese teacher
and today he is going to teach us

something NEW and FRESH =D

今天, 我要教复句
你们要跟我听好来
不然考试的时候又不会


我们第一个学的是, 转折复句
ching ching had give us an example

晴晴 : 虽然智勤一直被人拒绝了很多次,但他永不放弃
晴晴 : 哇, 嘉雁 , 你看我的华语进步了!!
嘉雁 : 呵呵, 是咯是咯

全班在笑。。



好,现在我们来学另外一个,选择复句
and Next, V-zone had give an example ..
宁可做爱也不要冲凉

老师 : 伟骏,告诉我什么是做爱?
伟骏 : 做爱? 做爱咯
老师 : 我是说,坐爱, 知道吗?
伟骏 : 什么?坐爱? 老师,你错了,是做东西的做
老师 : 坐爱也有意思的, 你去查字典

ALL the student was LAUGH like mad
including me xD


老师 : 其实,做爱很享受的
智勤 : 什么?? 很享受? 老师,你每天做的啊?
老师 : 是啊
智勤 : 哇,老师每做一次用几分钟?
老师 : 坐爱, 是没有时间的限制
智勤 : 哇!!! 老师无时无刻都作咯?
嘉雁 : 哈哈哈哈哈,老师!! 你很厉害!!

sky : haha, omg, i didnt know teacher was so "open"
chicken: huh ? now u only know teacher that hamsap wan arh?
sky : lol, now i really know..
teacher : =.=lll ** speechless and looking at both of us..

HAHAHAHHAHAH

老师: 好了,够了够了。现在学另外一个复句。。
全班: 哦。。


dunno why chicken suddenly had give dunno wat example..
and he said..

智勤 :当我们吃香蕉的时候,我们应该剪掉香蕉的皮。。
香杰 : wei, dont insult me i tell u !! =.=
智勤 : 不是讲你啦,我们也应该剪掉香蕉上面的黑黑色的东西。。

全班笑个不停。。。。。。。

智勤 :如果没有剪掉,就。。。 会变成烂蕉 !!!!

全班不停的笑。。 笑,笑,还是笑。。

直到放学。。。xD

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

LOL

CHING : my mum had bought me insurance cost 80thousand =D
SKY : wa, so shuang arh ? my mum didnt buy for me de wor
CHING : haha !! im gonna use the 80k after form5 go for outstation
CHIKEN : wa ! then u faster go lor
CHING :
???????
CHIKEN : because, if u leave --*malaysia hav less 1 pork chopxD..hurray come kienyi let buy firework to celebrate


Friends : MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAhAH
* and so, ching was trying to use book to throw chicken x)

seriously, that time when i heard chicken said that "joke"
i was LAUGH like madd xD

moral period ..

SKY : EH teacher, gimme read lar, cuz i dun wan later teacher ask me ques
V-Zone : ai yo, u so fat, sure read very slow wan larh
SKY : ....... * staring at V-zone
Jiang Nam
: Oh yea, FEI PO HOK TIU MOU *fat lady learning dancing

V-Zone : PUN PUN , PU PU * sound effect
Jiang Nam : PI PI PU PU * another sound effect x)
V-Zone : haha ! FAT WOMEN * pointing me
Jiang Nam : HUH ? kar yen arh ? i thought was Ching Ching
Ching : WEI , u want i KILL u izzit HUH ?!? ** angry

HAHAHHA X]

=D

TO : ALLLL MY FRIENDS & READERS =]

dont walk behind me, im not ur leader
dont walk infront me, im not gonna to follow u
just walk beside me , and be my friend =]


HEART my buddies =]

Saturday, April 11, 2009

FRIDAY , final
i cant watch under 15th but under 18th
lol, very very very very niceee

and ofcuz at the end, our school sapu all medals
lol, BU3 marhh

WHO IS THE WINNER? BU3!!!
WHO IS THE CHAMPION? BU3 !!
WHO IS THE LOSER ? NOT BU3 x]

after the final, is our school to perform
the lousiest performance already
all just same as on sport day
damn memalukan diri
when goin2 perform

i heard JOSEPH shout my name LOUDY
ishh !!!! i hate euu josephine
made me so malluuu
somemore, u noe how shinny the sun is?

after the performance, all become same as josephine liao x)
then okie lo, back to bilik music
felt hungry
then i open my milo and drink =]

drink until half
suddenly, jessie said
WEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WE HAVEN FINISH YET
STILL GOT NEGARAKU ARHHH
FASTER CHANGE BACK UR CLOTHS NOW

what ? change it back again? tak mau
but then no choice, because cikgu amer ( doraemon )
also "force" us to back down perform
ahizzz, finish drinking my milo
then go now play for the NEGARAKU
ishhh!!!! so lame lame
after that, we are extremely T.I.R.E.D

and oh yea, somemore..
MIN HUI HONG told me she saw a LENGZAI in DJ
i was kinda exicited to see how lengzai he is
but then.. when i saw him
i was like
.................................
are u sure ? normal only niaa

but for hong min hui
she was like, crazy for him
oh gosh, keep on .. 7...7...7....
cuz the guy shirt is No.7
oh my god, min hui should go tanjung rambutan there
kesian my min hui x]

then after tat??
TUITION again
wasaii, day day tuition ..
not crazy also become gila la

everytime , everytime
my kindly mother EVERYTIME fetch me lately
my tuition end at 6pm
but she 7.30pm only come and fetch me
she will give a lots of excuses

im still cooking when u end ur tuition k?
im still bathing when u end ur tuition k?
im still jogging when u end ur tuition k?
im still having dinner when u end ur tuition k ?
im still ...................................................

still got alot more
then, NVM..
when i back home
EVERYTIME, EVERYTIME, EVERTIME
when i reach home
forsure hungry liao marh

EVERYTIME, i saw those food..
also dont feel like eating
left all "bones"
ishh, i really really feddup already that time

mum : "eh, faster finish it then throw it, nobody eat already "
....i close the door..
mum : " eh, u dont want to eat izzit? if i really throw it "
kar yen : " no mood to eat arh ! all bones, i very full already la"
mum : " dont want to eat then tell me earlier marh, made me cook so much"
kar yen : " u eat lar, since u said left so many , i very full already"

GUUUUUUUUU RUUUUUUU GUUUUUUU RUUUUUUUUUU
my stomachh...
very very very hungry
i didnt eat anything until i sleep

the first time im so angry
i didnt eat any thing from 2pm until i sleep
really super hungry
and i had try 2 control myself

at the end, i force myself to sleep
8pm sleep already..
when i fall in sleep then i only not hungry
until the next morning i woke up =]

Thursday

THURSDAY
after school , got band practice
after school got under 15th basketball competition

actually i wanted 2 ponteng the bloody lame pancaragam
after school, i had changed my shirt
to yellow shirt

watch watch watch
watch until shuang shuang that time
suddenly, i heard my president

ALL PANCARAGAM THAT WATCHING BASKETBALL
ALL COME BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* strong and powerful voice
that made me scared of him
that i have to back to practice

i really really dont wan to go for the bloody practice
when i went inside to the music room
my face turn black
really really B.L.A.C.K

i keep on complain with yong yee
yong yee also kinda angry
the lagi angry things is

the coach said
okie, tomorrow we got performance
tomorrow 7-15 fall in to the bilik music
11am only perform, which that after the basketball competition
understand?

UNDERSTAND YOUR HEAD LAA
damn it, actually friday wanted to ponteng to watch the final
then he said wan to practice
whattt theee
ishhhhhh !!!
my face turn lagi lagi black
black as cakur

fine fine fine, my face black until
the coach thought i sick jor
coach didnt scold me even i dun wanna play the music
** that's my power
hahah

then nvm lor, then after practice
need to go tuition straightly
then the tuition almost end, my form4 friends all come jor
and my "lover"--- wilferd

i had teach him a SWEET SWEET SONG
which he love it so much * i think

TO : WILFERD

bangun pagiii , gosok gigi
cuci muuuuuka , pakai baaaaaaaaaju
minum susuuuu , makan roooooooti
pergi sekolaaahh , dengan haaaaaaaaapppy


=D, wilferd remember that
stop asking me for the lyrics already x)

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

EEEEH ?!?!?

lol, omg.. that's really suprise
really ..

today , still got basketball competition at my school
but then, i cant go watch during recess =[
cuz i got librarian duty =[

then everytime tuesday before form3-5 recess
i will always go 15minutes early and makan
then.. i brought my fav drinks -- MILOOOO
lol, then i walking sambil drinking milo

then after that, i saw lot bu3 basketballer there
then, i got wish some people good luck !! lolz
but actually no nid luck also can win already
hahahas

then after that, i walked in the canteen
wanna buy something to eat
then i saw lot KDU basketballers there ..
then.. TIBA-TIBA
" eh, saw kar yen"

????!?!?!? who calling me?
looking around my area..
all KDU people* i not really noe KDU basketballers
then.. i keep on cari cari cari
the voice is come from in front of me
then i look up

the guy looking at me
i STILL dunno who he is
i look at him.. try 2 think hardly
LEE VINCENT !!!
OUI !!!! AHHH !!!
omg, u CHANGED ALOT
hhahahahhs

he wear contact lens and taller than me
hahah !! soo happy i still can met u !!
miss this fella alot !! hahahah
i know him since i was standard 2

he was really really extremely SHORT
short than me.. got 1 or 2 head
wear those nerd nerd glasses
BUT NOW
wow, u really cant believe it man
hahas, when i saw him

i really SHOCKED !!
lol, that's really happy !!
then i keep on wanna talk with him
but he scared me after i shouted so loudly **paiseh arhh

2day he vs BU3 lol, that's really very ...
hahahas, KDU lose..
but then 2molo they still coming
vs BU1
lol, KDU, not nid so worried la
just try ur best !! lolz =]
but vincent , if u lose to bu1
im really gonna hantam u x)

TO : ALL basketballerSS

ADDDD OILL !! =]
try ur best !! use ALL ur super power
WIN !! is the most proud thingy u have =]

Monday, April 6, 2009

Nothing Is IMPOSSIBLE

That's really really true,
nothing is impossible..

today, my school -- BU3
got basketball and vollyball competition
aii ya, when u heard BU3
for other people who not bu3 student
all sure shocked wann
because their first reaction is..

OMG, BASKETBALL..
oh man, our school sure lose * other school people
oh yea, that's the way man
come on , bu3 le... dont play play tau ?

bu3 basketball memang R.O.C.K
then this time competition
i dunno the result
but i noe FORSURE BU3 won
if not ar, that's not bu3 people
x)

and today , those basketball from other school came
and me and haw yu trying to kap zai
but ,i think got 10% lengzai only
others all piggy x]
so disappointed niaa

and sooooooo, today i saw him
i really saw him
when i saw him,
first, i cant believe he is school team
second, that's really made me schocked when i saw him
third, when i saw him.. i feel like, running

he, my x-crush
MIN HUI , THE GUY GOT COME TO OUR SCHOOL WEIII
the guy who i pointed to u at ou last time x]
but now, luckily i really NO feeling at all to him

because
he look lik, still the same, didnt grow tall x)
his skin, just same as josephine already *sorry josephine x]
he still recognize mee, i know
but , i didnt talk with him , not even hi

after recess,
fiona " eh kar yen , u know i saw my x-crush from other school"
sky " OH REALLY ? EH, same here.. my x-crush look kinda black d "
fiona " lol ? really ? same as mine"
sky " wait, is he wear glasses?? "
fiona " yeaa.."
sky " is he 6M since standard 6 ? "
fiona " omg , yeaa .. dont tell me.. "
sky " is his name.. XXX"
fiona " omfg, really weiii "
sky " oh my goodness god, i really really OMG"
fiona " hooly shit, i really cant believe "
sky " yea, same as me, i cant blieve "
fiona & sky " we like the same person last time"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
can u really believe it ?
when i know that
dunno why , me and fiona become really kinda close already
hahahas, that's really
NOTHING is IMPOSSIBLE
fiona, we are so DEAD x)

happy reading =]